a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time
This Is How Koalas Run
gf: babe come over
me: i cant i have to protect clementine we’re surrounded by walkers
gf: i have the house to myself
David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife
I’ve been laughing at this for three years
“Then we come to that ending and that lie and that okay and what does that okay mean? It’s definitely not a complacent ‘yeah, I’ll go along with you’, in fact, it’s the opposite. It’s Ellie waking up for the first time, waking up and realizing she can’t rely on him anymore. While she loves him for what he’s done for her, she hates him for robbing her of that choice. She knows that she has to leave him and make her own decisions and mistakes.” (x)
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"
Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.
#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die
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watching the Boston Marathon c: